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The great cucumber challenge for the handy guys and adventerous women. posted: 06/09/11 at 4:53 PM
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Ok, guys. Ever day dreamed of having a huge member and pleasing your SO with it? Ladies. Ever wondered what it would feel like to mount up on a huge member? Here's your chance!
Ok, men, and ladies too if you want. Go down to your local supermarket and pick out a cucumber that's quite a bit larger than your man hood. Take it home and hollow it out so you fit inside, snugly. Scrub it with soap and water, throw it in some hot water while you prepare your lady, slip it on and enjoy.
Might want to get two or three cukes in case you screw up carving it out. You want a cuke quite a bit larger than your member to prevent breakage during the deed.
Does it work? Wonderfully! We have done this several times. Wife loves it. I plan to stop at the supermarket this afternoon.
Who's in?
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posted: 06/09/11 at 11:05 PM
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Very original idea! Sounds ideal for people who are into big c*cks.
Personally I'm not into that, but if anyone tries it do let us know how it goes. I'm curious to hear.
I wonder, if you microwaved it for just a little bit, would it soften and be warm, making it more comfortable and realistic?
It's also possible for a guy to wear a strapon, if the idea of using food isn't a turnon.
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posted: 06/09/11 at 11:36 PM
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That's quite an interesting idea actually. We've not actually done this, but he has used a strap on to f*ck me, and we've played with a cucumber.
It's not the length really, but sometimes I like the feeling of having something thicker.
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posted: 06/10/11 at 12:10 AM
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Blondgrrl,
Soaking the cuke in hot water softens it up great. We have also wrapped hot rice bags around them. The microwave cook and weaken it. The thing with the cuke is that the man and or woman can pick from various sizes.
Brokenstar85,
The thickness is what my wife likes too. Head to the supermarket and choose your desired thickness. You can make it any length you want. Well, it'll have to be a little longer than your mans penis. Just make sure the cuke is big enough otherwise the walls of the cuke will be too thin and break during intercourse. The base may still crack a little but we have found that to be no big deal. When carving the hole, flair the base out a little cause your man will be wider there. That way, the cuke will cover every bit of the penis. Last time we did this, I made two. One was quite a bit larger than the other. We used the smaller one first then swapped it out for the finale. What a finale it was!
The first time we did this, I carved the cuke without telling my wife of my plan and showed her the cuke a few hours before bedtime. Never seen her in such a hurry to get our young son to bed. She loves cowgirl and when it came time to mount up, I had never felt her so wet. Try it out and please post your results.
Anyone else in? Get adventurous and do it!
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posted: 06/10/11 at 12:15 AM
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| Also, make sure to scrub the cuke good and pay attention to any loose stuff that may be on the end. Don't want any loose stuff falling off inside. A scouring pad will remove any of that and smooth the tip out nicely. We have played with many cukes for lots of years like this and never had a problem.
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posted: 06/10/11 at 3:17 AM
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Hmmm..talking abt 'organic' or all natural, maybe i may try cucumber..hahahaa.. sometime while i was doing some groceries shopping and looking at the veggie section, i spot afew HUGE cucumbers and i always wonder how do i get this inside, anyway..i just smile and walk away..lol 
I heard some girls play with cucumbers or carrots and maybe even some other vegetables too, i dunno..never really try that and not likely to try it sooner, i guess we prefer our regular toys or his original 'package', its big enough to make me FLY!!.. LOL!! but it's interesting to read this, thanks for sharing..
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posted: 06/10/11 at 9:52 PM
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Wildsnake88,
Give it a try then you won't ever wonder again. :-) Works great for my wife because her favorite position is on top, cowgirl style. She just mounts up and takes a little bit at a time, at her pace, until she's to the hilt. By that time, it's usually just a matter of seconds before she's screaming.
All of you now, get down to your grocery store and do some shopping. Get with it and share your experiences! :-)
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posted: 06/13/11 at 12:09 PM
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Am I missing something here? I don't think I'm particularly large, but there's no way I would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber! Or is this one of these "Anglo/American situations where we're talking about two different fruits? A cucumber to me is green, about 10;12 inches long, 1.75" dia?
JD
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posted: 06/13/11 at 2:57 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by perzero1
Am I missing something here? I don't think I'm particularly large, but there's no way I would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber! Or is this one of these "Anglo/American situations where we're talking about two different fruits? A cucumber to me is green, about 10;12 inches long, 1.75" dia?
JD
That's why you have to "shop" for your cuke. Different markets have different varieties and sizes. An approximate 1.75" diameter seems to be common but if you watch for them, you will find larger batches. 2.25" diameter is the smallest I use. 2.5" works better. It's not often you'll find them much bigger than that in stores.
Ok, who's going to be the first to take the great cucumber challenge and post their results?
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posted: 06/18/11 at 3:39 AM
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The following is an account of our first time with a cucumber sleeve in 2008. This is just a copy and paste job from another site I posted on, right after the experience. The thread started with me explaining how my wife found the hollowed out cucumber in the fridge and asking me what was going on. I didn't measure the cuke but I'm guessing it had a radius of around 2.75". Enjoy.
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Here's how she went down---literally speaking that is. I could tell the curiosity was eating away so I asked if she knew what the cuke was for. Her first guess was a toy for her {in the past, I have hollowed out cukes and inserted vibrating bullets with excellent results}. Her second guess was that I was going to slip it on and fu*k her followed by the third guess being a masturbation device for me. I said none of the above but guess two was close and let her wheels turn. After an hour I told her I was going to slip it on and she would then fu*k me in her favorite position---her on top. She then seemed more anxious than ever to get our child to bed. Yeah!
We did our usual Internet porn video watching and quicker than normal, she had the wettest snatch she's had in years. I was told to get things ready. She watched and as soon as I had the cuke on and stroked it a few times, she quickly mounted up, grabbed the cuke and guided the tip in. Being so aroused and wet, she fairly quickly and easily slid the cuke in the first few highly tapered inches. At that point, she met some resistance and struggled for several minutes, commenting that it might be too big. Her curiosity was evident so after a short time had 3/4's of the thing in fu*cking and grinding at a good pace.
After about half a minute some thing changed and she said it got a bit uncomfortable again and took a few moments to find the needed position before she slowly took it all, barely taking a moment to kiss. At that point, she wasted absolutely no time and gyrated and ground her way to a screaming climax. Took about 20 seconds. Immediately afterwords, she pulled off due to discomfort then told me I could take the cuke off and fu*ck her ass if I wanted so I could go condomless. How could I resist that offer!! She knelt beside the bed while I came in from the rear then came in her rear. Intense.
All in all, it was a good time but the best was her anticipation and feeling her heat prior to insertion. Also, the cucumber sleeve did indeed work but she said it was too big for maximum pleasure. I may see if I can get a slightly smaller one to work. That might send her over the edge.
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2.5" has worked wonders since but I think the time has come to try something about the size of the original above.
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posted: 06/19/11 at 2:44 AM
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I read this and couldnt resist trying it out... im alone and read this and thought "we have a huge cucumber in the fridge. I cut it in half and proceeded to "play" with my food.
Im adventurous and have tried shower heads, vibrators, jacuzzi jets etc. But never a cucumber...
It was sort of difficult at first but I soon got into it.
Like the previous poster said its the the thickness of the cucumber and not the length.
I knew i was going to climax and when i moved my free hand to my clit I was a goner.
I will definitely use it again - maybe when im preparing dinner for my boyf 
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 posted: 06/20/11 at 12:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by cooorazy Luv
I read this and couldnt resist trying it out... im alone and read this and thought "we have a huge cucumber in the fridge. I cut it in half and proceeded to "play" with my food.
Im adventurous and have tried shower heads, vibrators, jacuzzi jets etc. But never a cucumber...
It was sort of difficult at first but I soon got into it.
Like the previous poster said its the the thickness of the cucumber and not the length.
I knew i was going to climax and when i moved my free hand to my clit I was a goner.
I will definitely use it again - maybe when im preparing dinner for my boyf
Awesome for you! Anyone else going to go for the big green?
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posted: 06/20/11 at 5:05 AM
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Haha!..ohh, i will never view CUCUMBERS as a 'vegetable' now..everytime i walk past the veggie section, looking at the BIG green.. i think abt this thread and all the comments from others, i couldnt help it but to smile away..lol..
Well, anyway..im always open to try new ideas and anything FUN, so i guess 'maybe' we'll try it much later..
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"Double-Standards Are Lies, Hypocrites And Contradictions. Live By What You Preach!!!"
"Don't Waste Your Time On Revenge, Those Who Hurt You Will Eventually Face Their Own Karma Because What Goes Around, Comes Around And Karma Has No Dateline..Life Is Too SHORT To Waste Time On Stupid People, Bullies, Haters and Whiners. Don't Let Anyone Bring You Down When You Know You Are Better and Wiser.Be Someone With RESPECT, Good Attitude and Class." ~WildSnake~
I Believe In LOVE At First Sight..Because I'm A MOM!!..I Never Knew How Much Love My Heart Could Hold Until Someone Called Me "Mommy"..I feel BLESSED To Be a Wife and Mother. My Hubby and Kids Complete My Life! I LOVE My Family!
"There May Be Many Flowers In A Man's Life, But There is Only ONE Rose In His Heart."
"I love seeing old married couples, it makes me realize that someone can actually LOVE ONE person Faithfully In A Lifetime!.." It's BLISSFUL that my hubby is All MINE and the ONLY woman he Loves!
"Haters Gonna' Hate! I Laugh Cuz You FAKE! Go And HATE All You Want, Know I'm Something That You Ain't !!!" ~Hon Raps~
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