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The great cucumber challenge for the handy guys and adventerous women. posted: 06/09/11 at 4:53 PM
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Ok, guys. Ever day dreamed of having a huge member and pleasing your SO with it? Ladies. Ever wondered what it would feel like to mount up on a huge member? Here's your chance!
Ok, men, and ladies too if you want. Go down to your local supermarket and pick out a cucumber that's quite a bit larger than your man hood. Take it home and hollow it out so you fit inside, snugly. Scrub it with soap and water, throw it in some hot water while you prepare your lady, slip it on and enjoy.
Might want to get two or three cukes in case you screw up carving it out. You want a cuke quite a bit larger than your member to prevent breakage during the deed.
Does it work? Wonderfully! We have done this several times. Wife loves it. I plan to stop at the supermarket this afternoon.
Who's in?
Last edited by Tarp on 06/15/11 at 6:01 PM
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posted: 06/09/11 at 11:05 PM
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Very original idea! Sounds ideal for people who are into big c*cks.
Personally I'm not into that, but if anyone tries it do let us know how it goes. I'm curious to hear.
I wonder, if you microwaved it for just a little bit, would it soften and be warm, making it more comfortable and realistic?
It's also possible for a guy to wear a strapon, if the idea of using food isn't a turnon.
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posted: 06/09/11 at 11:36 PM
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That's quite an interesting idea actually. We've not actually done this, but he has used a strap on to f*ck me, and we've played with a cucumber.
It's not the length really, but sometimes I like the feeling of having something thicker.
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posted: 06/10/11 at 12:10 AM
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Blondgrrl,
Soaking the cuke in hot water softens it up great. We have also wrapped hot rice bags around them. The microwave cook and weaken it. The thing with the cuke is that the man and or woman can pick from various sizes.
Brokenstar85,
The thickness is what my wife likes too. Head to the supermarket and choose your desired thickness. You can make it any length you want. Well, it'll have to be a little longer than your mans penis. Just make sure the cuke is big enough otherwise the walls of the cuke will be too thin and break during intercourse. The base may still crack a little but we have found that to be no big deal. When carving the hole, flair the base out a little cause your man will be wider there. That way, the cuke will cover every bit of the penis. Last time we did this, I made two. One was quite a bit larger than the other. We used the smaller one first then swapped it out for the finale. What a finale it was!
The first time we did this, I carved the cuke without telling my wife of my plan and showed her the cuke a few hours before bedtime. Never seen her in such a hurry to get our young son to bed. She loves cowgirl and when it came time to mount up, I had never felt her so wet. Try it out and please post your results.
Anyone else in? Get adventurous and do it!
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posted: 06/10/11 at 12:15 AM
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| Also, make sure to scrub the cuke good and pay attention to any loose stuff that may be on the end. Don't want any loose stuff falling off inside. A scouring pad will remove any of that and smooth the tip out nicely. We have played with many cukes for lots of years like this and never had a problem.
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posted: 06/10/11 at 3:17 AM
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Hmmm..talking abt 'organic' or all natural, maybe i may try cucumber..hahahaa.. sometime while i was doing some groceries shopping and looking at the veggie section, i spot afew HUGE cucumbers and i always wonder how do i get this inside, anyway..i just smile and walk away..lol 
I heard some girls play with cucumbers or carrots and maybe even some other vegetables too, i dunno..never really try that and not likely to try it sooner, i guess we prefer our regular toys or his original 'package', its big enough to make me FLY!!.. LOL!! but it's interesting to read this, thanks for sharing..
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posted: 06/10/11 at 9:52 PM
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Wildsnake88,
Give it a try then you won't ever wonder again. :-) Works great for my wife because her favorite position is on top, cowgirl style. She just mounts up and takes a little bit at a time, at her pace, until she's to the hilt. By that time, it's usually just a matter of seconds before she's screaming.
All of you now, get down to your grocery store and do some shopping. Get with it and share your experiences! :-)
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posted: 06/13/11 at 12:09 PM
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Am I missing something here? I don't think I'm particularly large, but there's no way I would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber! Or is this one of these "Anglo/American situations where we're talking about two different fruits? A cucumber to me is green, about 10;12 inches long, 1.75" dia?
JD
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posted: 06/13/11 at 2:57 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by perzero1
Am I missing something here? I don't think I'm particularly large, but there's no way I would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber! Or is this one of these "Anglo/American situations where we're talking about two different fruits? A cucumber to me is green, about 10;12 inches long, 1.75" dia?
JD
That's why you have to "shop" for your cuke. Different markets have different varieties and sizes. An approximate 1.75" diameter seems to be common but if you watch for them, you will find larger batches. 2.25" diameter is the smallest I use. 2.5" works better. It's not often you'll find them much bigger than that in stores.
Ok, who's going to be the first to take the great cucumber challenge and post their results?
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