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posted: 09/05/09 at 2:23 AM

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I love that your handle is Common Sense!

Good luck with your scatting. Be sure to share all the gory details with us. And ya know, once ya do it, she'll always want it. Who knows? Maybe you'll aquire a taste for it!

Since you are doing this for her cuz you love her so much, maybe she'll let you...I don't know...fist her! yay!

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posted: 09/05/09 at 2:25 AM
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Well, thanks for the advice everyone. And, more importantly, thanks for being the trusting, supportive lovingyou.com members I knew you would be. She's making her third trip to taco bell as I write this. Tomorrow's the big day.

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posted: 09/05/09 at 2:42 AM

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Aside from being on the fringe, it's dangerous from a health perspective. How does peritonitis sound to you? Perhaps a bowel infection that could result in you losing the large intestine? Care for a plastic bag on your side forever? Bet at that point she cuts a trail for 'cleaner' pastures.

If you aren't a troll, you have a problem and it's called with your girlfriend.

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posted: 09/05/09 at 2:45 AM

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Definately believe you're a troll. If you're not, I feel sorry for you because you're allowing her to run the relationship. How about saying no? Say that you don't want to???

You're not being forced to do it. There are countless diseases you could get from doing it, so you have no one to blame but yourself if you go through with it. If you're honest about all of this, then you'll realize how dangerous it is and that you should really dump your girlfriend ASAP

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posted: 09/05/09 at 3:21 AM

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I'd tell her to eat shit and die. I would no longer be in a relatonship. that's the most disgusting thing i've heard of.

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posted: 09/05/09 at 4:31 AM
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quote:
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I'd tell her to eat shit and die. I would no longer be in a relatonship. that's the most disgusting thing i've heard of.


Actually, I think that's what she wants him to do!

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posted: 09/05/09 at 4:31 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by CommonSense
Well, thanks for the advice everyone. And, more importantly, thanks for being the trusting, supportive lovingyou.com members I knew you would be. She's making her third trip to taco bell as I write this. Tomorrow's the big day.


We're here for you, buddy! Good luck and Bon Apetit!

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posted: 09/05/09 at 6:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Foxy brown27
that's the most disgusting thing i've heard of.


I've heard many disgusting things in my life, but I can honestly say that this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. A person really has to hate him/herself to want to be involved in such activity.

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posted: 09/05/09 at 7:28 AM

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Why wait til tomorrow? That Taco Bell's coming out tonight!

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posted: 09/05/09 at 1:57 PM

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quote:
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She's making her third trip to taco bell as I write this. Tomorrow's the big day.


LMAO!

I see. Yes, you do have a twisted sense of humour. Too funny. You probably are having quite a chuckle at this whole thread. But I think most people suspect your game.

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